Dr. StrangeTrump

So Donnie promises that any threat from North Korea will be met with "Fire and Fury".

So, here we go. Trump is going to start a fucking nuclear war. Don't say I didn't warn you, kiddo.

I do have to wonder of this is what Putin had in mind. Seems like this sort of destabilization creates a chance for Russia to step in and expand their power and influence.

President Pence

I almost didn’t see it coming. Trump has strong support from crazies, the far right, the alt-right, bigots, and loons. His problem is that the “moderate” wing of the Republican party fears him. They worry that he may  Just start a war with Belgium because he’s bored, or nuke El Paso because it is full of Mexicans. How does Trump fix this? 

Now comes a report  that Trump offered Kasich the VP slot with the assurance that he (Kasich) would be the actual President and Trump merely a figurehead. kasich Turned it down. 

Now we will hear the whispers that Pence got the same deal. Don't worry, they will say, Pence is a grown up and he will be in charge. Choke back your vomit and vote PENCE / trump. 

This is how this sociopath can win. 

I almost didn't see it.

I am the harbinger

September 24 is my birthday. I am very glad to learn that this year will be the last birthday, not only for me, but for everyone! MwaaaaHaaaaHaaaaa!

Approximately 15 recent Hollywood movies about the sudden destruction of the Earth have shown a digital clock, calendar or newspaper showing Sept. 24, 2015, as the day when the world ends. The “Simpsons” on television showed the sudden destruction of the world with Sept. 24, 2015, shown on a digital clock. The television comedy “Third Rock from the Sun” showed the alien who was the college professor lecturing to his college class, asking, "So what if the earth will be suddenly vaporized without warning on Sept. 24, 2015? The television commercial for the upcoming "Heroes" show this fall, ends the commercial by saying something big is coming and then immediately shows the date Sept. 24, 2015. Recent music videos and music productions on stage also portray the sudden destruction of the Earth.

On May 13, 2014, French Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius stated more than once during a news conference that we had only 500 days until climate chaos, to which our own Secretary of State John Kerry, who stood beside him, kept shaking his head “yes.” This 500-day period of peace before climate chaos ends Sept. 24, 2015.

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Ed Brayton demolishes it here. Don't listen to Ed, though. I am bringing about the end. For my birthday this year I want a pony, and a batman action figure, and a cake, and an apocalypse... 


In other news, How to launch a baby into space

Approximately 15 recent Hollywood movies about the sudden destruction of the Earth have shown a digital clock, calendar or newspaper showing Sept. 24, 2015, as the day when the world ends. The “Simpsons” on television showed the sudden destruction of the world with Sept. 24, 2015, shown on a digital clock. The television comedy “Third Rock from the Sun” showed the alien who was the college professor lecturing to his college class, asking, “So what if the earth will be suddenly vaporized without warning on Sept. 24, 2015? The television commercial for the upcoming “Heroes” show this fall, ends the commercial by saying something big is coming and then immediately shows the date Sept. 24, 2015. Recent music videos and music productions on stage also portray the sudden destruction of the Earth. - See more at: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2015/09/05/michigan-man-pens-staggeringly-stupid-column-on-the-lhc/#sthash.DCEFnd81.dpuf

Approximately 15 recent Hollywood movies about the sudden destruction of the Earth have shown a digital clock, calendar or newspaper showing Sept. 24, 2015, as the day when the world ends. The “Simpsons” on television showed the sudden destruction of the world with Sept. 24, 2015, shown on a digital clock. The television comedy “Third Rock from the Sun” showed the alien who was the college professor lecturing to his college class, asking, “So what if the earth will be suddenly vaporized without warning on Sept. 24, 2015? The television commercial for the upcoming “Heroes” show this fall, ends the commercial by saying something big is coming and then immediately shows the date Sept. 24, 2015. Recent music videos and music productions on stage also portray the sudden destruction of the Earth. - See more at: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2015/09/05/michigan-man-pens-staggeringly-stupid-column-on-the-lhc/#sthash.DCEFnd81.dpuf