Showing posts with label carly fiorina. Show all posts
Showing posts with label carly fiorina. Show all posts

Sunday, September 20, 2015

iCarly for president?

Sadly, no. People (brain damaged people, I assume) see Carly Fiorina as a credible candidate for president. It's hard to imagine why. She has never held elective office.  She ran once, but Barbara Boxer kicked her ass all the way to Arizona.  Sure, she can point to her time in the private sector, where she failed at everything she tried.


This the woman who almost destroyed HP (and got paid millions of dollars for putting tens of thousands of workers out of a job). Useless parasite is the term that comes to mind.


Carly Fiorina is an idiot, and unserious person without the skills or talent needed to survive in the real world where one must have an actual job. She is trying to climb aboard the grift train of the GOP.

More on this lying asshat  grifter scum can be found here, here, here, here, here and, well, everywhere. Just look at the internet. Everyone knows that she is a useless, lying, grifter.





Monday, September 7, 2015

He comes from downtown

I said this before, but I need to say it again:

Third prize is you're fucking fired

Am I the only one who looks at the current Republican nomination fights and sees a play written by David Mamet if Mamet had no empathy at all for his characters? Jeb is the former golden boy who has seen his glory fade and just wants a taste of what he had. He's willing to kill (or rob the store, or whatever) for it. Walker is the upstart who just know that he was born to win and will never, never get his comeuppance. Rubio is the wild card hustler living out on the edge and ready to make his move. Carson gets shot in act two. Sorry guys, but that's how it goes. Fiorina is the life beaten beauty, looking for one last score on the backs of taxpayers. Perry is the dangerous man. He's the goddamned godfather goddammit!

And the Trump. Trump comes from Downtown. Trump comes from Mitch and Murry. This watch costs more than your car and put that fucking coffee down! Coffee is for closers. It takes brass balls to win a nomination.  And these fools are all standing around playing guess his real name.

This shit would be funny if they didn't want to run the world.