Well, there is this

There is this, if you are interested.

Zombie Entanglement

Zombies are everywhere these days. The Walking Dead is the biggest thing on TV. Movies are overrun with the undead. Donald Trump's supporters are (mostly) brain dead flesh eaters. So, why not get into some serious zombie fiction.

In the early days of the zombie epidemic a group of survivors band together to escape their decimated city. As they travel through a savage, brutal landscape they encounter terrible brutality, surreal events, and the end of history. Along the way they stumble upon a mystery and attempt to solve it. If they succeed, mankind may be saved. How to make Love Like a Zombie is a dark, brutal, sexually twisted exploration of the depths of man's depravity.

How to Make Love Like a Zombie

Seriously, give it a shot. 

Marco Rubio Sex Scandal

Is this for real? Is a sex scandal involving Marco Rubio about to break? I'm starting to see this mentioned a lot. If so, it would spell the end of Rubio's campaign. It may also spell a Trump nomination, as the Republicans will have no one (save the patently unelectable Ted Cruz) left to challenge his dominance.

Gay Slaves

Some links for your night:

I had no idea that supporting gay rights would lead to slavery! Boy have I been misled.

Some history on Poe's Law.

A short history of The Horde.

Harding really got around.

Seriously, fuck this asshat.

Bernie takes the lead in New Hampshire.

Hillary sez: all the Republicans are like Trump. She's right, ya know.

This speaks for itself

And finally, Bible verse that you can really dig, bro

A link round-up

Little Green Footballs notices the hypocites at Red State

Daily Kos finally realizes that we don't exist

Balloon Juice marks a horrible anniversary

Driftglass talks about the debate

Dowd, Trump, etc at Lawyers Guns and Money

Republican strategy at Pharyngula

vent says things

Lion on Lion Crime at Wonkette

What's left to say?

Republican sex

Sex, especially sex involving women, is a mystery! Which could explain why some dumbasses tend to get confused by it (granted, that last link is confusing). I do not understand why conservatives are so fucking obsessed with sex. It seems to be the only thing that they can focus on. Planned Parenthood must be stopped because sluts. Obamacare bad because slut pills. Gays are evil because gay sex. I'm sure that even their hatred of food stamps has something to do with poor people sex. It's all sex in their tiny little reptilian brains.

For the record: Planned Parenthood provides healthcare options to women who are poor or geographically disadvantaged. Obamacare provides healthcare options to most (including, shiver, contraceptives). gay marriage is about loving relationships and societal and legal benefits that should be available to all.

Republicans, get your fucking heads out of the gutter. Seriously.

Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies

Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies

(Just for us)
by Nathan Tyree

The rhythms of their breath, looped together in twin syncopations, were like venal sin without repentance. Damp scents filled the dark room and the single candle cast shadows about like playful ghosts.

“Here” she said, placing the flat of her palm against his chest and pushing so that he rolled off her and tumbled onto his back.

“What?” He strained to see her in the low, shifting light.

She straddled his pelvis and worked herself down. As he entered her again she said “I don’t believe in God.”

“Not even now?” he asked.

She thrust her hips forward, grinding hard against him. He reached up and gripped her nipple giving it a powerful twist.

“Especially not now,” she said as she quickened her movements drawing closer to orgasm.
“I . . . I . . . Need to . . . “ he tried to make a clear sentence but she clasped her hand over his mouth.
“Shut up,” she said. “Don’t you dare come yet.” Her breathing was changing, they were no longer creating harmony. She was conducting. Then spasm. Release. Her body quaked in waves. The sky seemed to collapse around her.

When she was done she rolled off him and spread her legs. “Here, finish” she said.

He climbed atop her and did just that. When he had exhausted himself and pulled out she said to his receding form “that’s why”.