Robin Hood and Little John

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Robin Hood.

Tell 'em the zombies sent you!

Zombie Entanglement

Zombies are everywhere these days. The Walking Dead is the biggest thing on TV. Movies are overrun with the undead. Donald Trump's supporters are (mostly) brain dead flesh eaters. So, why not get into some serious zombie fiction.

In the early days of the zombie epidemic a group of survivors band together to escape their decimated city. As they travel through a savage, brutal landscape they encounter terrible brutality, surreal events, and the end of history. Along the way they stumble upon a mystery and attempt to solve it. If they succeed, mankind may be saved. How to make Love Like a Zombie is a dark, brutal, sexually twisted exploration of the depths of man's depravity.

How to Make Love Like a Zombie

Seriously, give it a shot. 

It's gonna happen

These days I think a lot about zombies. I often find myself wondering when the end will come. I can sort of picture how it will happen. Trump is elected. He starts wars with Iran, Mexico, China and New Zealand for some reason. We find ourselves overwhelmed and in an attempt to save U.S. America, some mad scientist invents a super virus that will wipe out Non-American types and ...

Zombies happen.

Or something.

Then, after a few years a small band of survivors begin to rebuild. They start by making a hat that says "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN". 

The wearer of the hat is named leader.

He immediately declares war on all the other groups of survivors...