I’m starting to get to the point where it seems to be prudent to contact publishers about Tom Waits and Charles Bukowski Fistfight in Hell. I’m not very good at that, though. What I want is for some crazy ass publisher to find me. It will not happen. But… fuck, who knows.
Are you a publisher? Do you want to start a publishing house? Would you like to get going with a book that has a tiny amount of internet buzz and is written (being written) by the biggest pimpin’ self promoting S.O.B. ever? Email me at email@example.com. Things can be arranged.
I don’t want to kill anyone, I just want to make them hurt real bad.
That’s it. My load is blown for the day. Now I need to do some real writing and then get drunk.
Love me, hate me, fight me, fuck me. Please.