It's gonna happen

These days I think a lot about zombies. I often find myself wondering when the end will come. I can sort of picture how it will happen. Trump is elected. He starts wars with Iran, Mexico, China and New Zealand for some reason. We find ourselves overwhelmed and in an attempt to save U.S. America, some mad scientist invents a super virus that will wipe out Non-American types and ...

Zombies happen.

Or something.

Then, after a few years a small band of survivors begin to rebuild. They start by making a hat that says "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN". 

The wearer of the hat is named leader.

He immediately declares war on all the other groups of survivors...