The Linkage Has Arrived

Scott Walker isn't a serious candidate. He isn't even a serious person. When he answers questions, he sounds like a slightly below average teenager being faced with things that are way over his head. Unserious is the word, really.

Doesn't this ring some sort of bell? Like, hasn't that been done? Tattoo Identification Numbers on people's arms?

Obey the law.

I do kinda like the idea of clockwork murder-bots, but this isn't what I had in mind.

Campaign spending is frankly getting out of hand.

And finally, How to launch a baby into space

I am the harbinger

September 24 is my birthday. I am very glad to learn that this year will be the last birthday, not only for me, but for everyone! MwaaaaHaaaaHaaaaa!

Approximately 15 recent Hollywood movies about the sudden destruction of the Earth have shown a digital clock, calendar or newspaper showing Sept. 24, 2015, as the day when the world ends. The “Simpsons” on television showed the sudden destruction of the world with Sept. 24, 2015, shown on a digital clock. The television comedy “Third Rock from the Sun” showed the alien who was the college professor lecturing to his college class, asking, "So what if the earth will be suddenly vaporized without warning on Sept. 24, 2015? The television commercial for the upcoming "Heroes" show this fall, ends the commercial by saying something big is coming and then immediately shows the date Sept. 24, 2015. Recent music videos and music productions on stage also portray the sudden destruction of the Earth.

On May 13, 2014, French Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius stated more than once during a news conference that we had only 500 days until climate chaos, to which our own Secretary of State John Kerry, who stood beside him, kept shaking his head “yes.” This 500-day period of peace before climate chaos ends Sept. 24, 2015.

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Ed Brayton demolishes it here. Don't listen to Ed, though. I am bringing about the end. For my birthday this year I want a pony, and a batman action figure, and a cake, and an apocalypse... 


In other news, How to launch a baby into space

Approximately 15 recent Hollywood movies about the sudden destruction of the Earth have shown a digital clock, calendar or newspaper showing Sept. 24, 2015, as the day when the world ends. The “Simpsons” on television showed the sudden destruction of the world with Sept. 24, 2015, shown on a digital clock. The television comedy “Third Rock from the Sun” showed the alien who was the college professor lecturing to his college class, asking, “So what if the earth will be suddenly vaporized without warning on Sept. 24, 2015? The television commercial for the upcoming “Heroes” show this fall, ends the commercial by saying something big is coming and then immediately shows the date Sept. 24, 2015. Recent music videos and music productions on stage also portray the sudden destruction of the Earth. - See more at: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2015/09/05/michigan-man-pens-staggeringly-stupid-column-on-the-lhc/#sthash.DCEFnd81.dpuf

Approximately 15 recent Hollywood movies about the sudden destruction of the Earth have shown a digital clock, calendar or newspaper showing Sept. 24, 2015, as the day when the world ends. The “Simpsons” on television showed the sudden destruction of the world with Sept. 24, 2015, shown on a digital clock. The television comedy “Third Rock from the Sun” showed the alien who was the college professor lecturing to his college class, asking, “So what if the earth will be suddenly vaporized without warning on Sept. 24, 2015? The television commercial for the upcoming “Heroes” show this fall, ends the commercial by saying something big is coming and then immediately shows the date Sept. 24, 2015. Recent music videos and music productions on stage also portray the sudden destruction of the Earth. - See more at: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2015/09/05/michigan-man-pens-staggeringly-stupid-column-on-the-lhc/#sthash.DCEFnd81.dpuf