Scott Walker isn't a serious candidate. He isn't even a serious person. When he answers questions, he sounds like a slightly below average teenager being faced with things that are way over his head. Unserious is the word, really.
Doesn't this ring some sort of bell? Like, hasn't that been done? Tattoo Identification Numbers on people's arms?
Obey the law.
I do kinda like the idea of clockwork murder-bots, but this isn't what I had in mind.
Campaign spending is frankly getting out of hand.
And finally, How to launch a baby into space